Day 4

  1. Find one of those phones-on-a-column at the store. Use it. Page someone. Call someone. Whatever the phone can do. Do it until someone stops you.
  2. Go to the library and walk through the stacks singing “Alexander Hamilton”¬†from Hamilton.¬†
  3. Ask people at the drug store why they’re buying what they’re buying.

Day 3

  1. Spend all day coloring.
  2. Eat nothing but ramen noodles. (The crunchy, uncooked kind.)
  3. Watch nothing but the Hallmark channel for one week.