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- Go to school high on 4/20.
- Keep all of your passwords, written down, in one place.
- Walk under heavy machinery while it’s operating.
- Provoke Kim Jong-un.
- Buy a puppy from a pet store.
- Respond to texts from people you don’t know.
- Step on the bride’s dress.
- Invest in freon.
- Don’t figure it out.